Poetry Cornered letra

Went down to the shop, to buy a pack of condoms.
But the i realised they were all out.
So i ran around town looking for a sex shop.
But then i realised i dont need condoms cos i havent got a dick!

The Who - Letras

• 1921
• 5:15
• 905
• A Legal Matter
• A Little Is Enough
• A Man In A Purple Dress
• A Man Is A Man
• A Quick One While He's Away
• After The Fire
• All This Music Must Fade
• Amazing Journey
• American Woman
• Another Tricky Day
• Anymore
• Anytime You Want Me
• Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere
• Armenia City In The Sky
• Athena
• Baba O'Riley
• Baby Don't You Do It
• Bald Headed Woman
• Ball And Chain
• Barbara Ann
• Bargain
• Batman
• Be Lucky
• Beads On One String
• Behind Blue Eyes
• Bell Boy
• Black Widow's Eyes
• Blue, Red and Grey
• Bony Moronie
• Boris, The Spider
• Break The News
• Bucket T
• Cache Cache
• Call Me Lightning
• Champagne
• Christmas
• Circles
• Cobwebs And Strange
• Coke After Coke
• Cooks Country
• Cousin Kevin
• Cousin Kevin Model Child
• Cry If You Want
• Cut My Hair
• Daddy Rolling Stone
• Daily Records
• Dangerous
• Danny And My Ponies
• Detour
• Did You Steal My Money
• Dig
• Disguises
• Do You Think It's Alright?
• Doctor Doctor
• Doctor Jimmy
• Dogs
• Don't Let Go the Coat
• Don't Look Away
• Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
• Dreaming From The Waist
• Drowned
• Early Morning Cold Taxi
• Eminence Front
• Empty Glass
• Endless Wire
• Eyesight To The Blind (The Hawker)
• Face the Face
• Faith in Something Bigger
• Fiddle About
• Fortune Teller
• Four Faces
• Fragments
• Get Out And Stay Out
• Getting In Tune
• Girl's Eyes
• Glittering Girl
• Glow Girl
• Go To The Mirror!
• God Speaks Of Marty Robbins
• Going Mobile
• Good Lovin'
• Got Nothing To Prove
• Guitar And Pen
• Had Enough
• Happy Jack
• Heart To Hang Onto
• Heat Wave
• Heaven and Hell
• Heinz Baked Beans
• Helpless Dancer
• Here 'Tis
• Here for More
• Hero Ground Zero
• How Can You Do It Alone?
• How Many Friends
• However Much I Booze
• I Am The Sea
• I Can See For Miles
• I Can't Explain
• I Can't Reach You
• I Don't Even Know Myself
• I Don't Mind
• I Don't Wanna Get Wise
• I Like Nightmares
• I Need You
• I Was
• I'll Be Back
• I'm A Boy
• I'm A Man
• I'm Free
• I'm One
• I'm the Face
• I've Been Away
• I've Had Enough
• I've Known No War
• Imagine a Man
• In A Hand Or A Face?
• In The City
• In The Hall Of The Mountain King
• Instant Party (Circles)
• Instant Party Mixture
• Is It In My Head?
• Is It Me?
• It's A Boy
• It's Hard
• It's In You
• It's Not Enough
• It's Not True
• It's Your Turn
• Jaguar
• Join Together
• Joker James
• Just You And Me, Darling
• La-La-La-Lies
• Leaving Here
• Let My Love Open The Door
• Let's See Action
• Little Billy
• Long Live Rock
• Love Ain't for Keeping
• Love Is Comin' Down
• Love, Reign O'er Me
• Lubie (Come Back Home)
• Magic Bus
• Man With Money
• Mary-Anne With The Shaky Hands
• Medac
• Melancholia
• Mike Post Theme
• Miracle Cure
• Mirror Door
• Motoring
• Much Too Much
• Music Must Change
• My Generation
• My Way
• My Wife
• Naked Eye
• New Song
• No Road Romance
• Now I'm a Farmer
• Odorono
• Old Red Wine
• One at a Time
• One Life's Enough
• Our Love Was
• Out In The Street
• Overture
• Pick Up The Peace
• Pictures of Lily
• Pinball Wizard
• Pinball Wizard
• Please Please Please
• Poetry Cornered
• Postcard
• Pure and Easy
• Put the Money Down
• Quadrophenia
• Rael
• Rael II
• Real Good Looking Boy
• Relax
• Relay
• Rockin' In Rage
• Rough Boys
• Run Run Run
• Sally Simpson
• Saturday Night's Alright (for Fighting)
• Sea And Sand
• See Me Feel Me
• See My Way
• Sensation
• Shakin' All Over
• She Rocked My World
• Shout and Shimmy
• Silas Stingy
• Sister Disco
• Slip Kid
• Smash The Mirror
• So Sad About Us
• Sodding About
• Somebody Saved Me
• Someday Soon
• Someone's Coming
• Sound Round
• Sparks
• Squeeze Box
• Street Song
• Substitute
• Success Story
• Summertime Blues
• Sunrise
• Tattoo
• Tea & Theatre
• The Acid Queen
• The Dirty Jobs
• The Ghost Song
• The Good's Gone
• The Hawker
• The Hill Dwellers
• The Kids Are Alright
• The Last Time
• The Ox
• The Punk And The Godfather
• The Quiet One
• The Real Me
• The Seeker
• The Song is Over
• There's A Doctor
• They Are All in Love
• They Made My Dream Come True
• Things Go Better With Coke
• This Gun Will Misfire
• Time Is Passing
• Tommy, Can You Hear Me?
• Tommy's Holiday Camp
• Too Much of Anything
• Top Gear
• Trick of the Light
• Trilby's Piano
• Trying To Get Through
• Twist And Shout
• Two Thousand Years
• Under My Thumb
• Underture
• Unholy Trinity
• Waspman
• Water
• We Close Tonight
• We Got A Hit
• We're Not Gonna Take It
• Welcome
• When I Was A Boy
• Whiskey Man
• Who Are You
• Why Did I Fall for That
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• You
• You Better You Bet
• You Stand By Me
• Young Man Blues
• Zoot Suit